Attn: College Students and Insomniancs…

|

…and anyone else awake at 3am EST: I'll be making an appearance on FNC's Red Eye tonight. I don't know what we're discussing, but I assume there will be at least one hot teacher who became excessively intimate with her students and one News-of-the-Weird-type-story about interspecies bonding.

NEXT: A Revisionist "History Lesson"

Editor's Note: We invite comments and request that they be civil and on-topic. We do not moderate or assume any responsibility for comments, which are owned by the readers who post them. Comments do not represent the views of Reason.com or Reason Foundation. We reserve the right to delete any comment for any reason at any time. Report abuses.

  1. Dont forget: alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners.

  2. Kerry Howley –
    I may just be up watching the Australian Open, which I do believe airs at 3:30am on ESPN2.

  3. I think my 7th grade year would have benefited from the type of “sexual assault” often told of in those stories.

    And if there is talk of interspecies bonding, we can only hope for a segment on the fierce and dreaded HUMANZEE!

  4. I tried watching Red Eye once, kerry, only to enjoy a few moments of your snarky hotness… but i could not abide that dude. Whoever he is. The host. There’s something about the coke-addled level of ‘zip’ he tries to give everything that makes the whole program insufferable. I am pretty sure his personality stems entirely from repression of a few homosexual dalliances he had while drunk in college.

  5. tReason magazine, cannibalizing the Libertarian “movement” by trying to throw the Paleos, and RP, under the bus. You guys are classy!

    From Ron Paul:

    Et tu, Reason? Et tu?

  6. I watch Red Eye when I work overnights, and always feel 8 kinds of dumber for having watched it.

  7. Kerry, I’ll be watching in spirit; the spirit of the days when I could do all-night CIV marathons and without repercussions…

    Now it’ll be TIVO’ed.

  8. Are robots considered inter-species?

  9. And a story about robots! I meant the stories where a lioness adopts a chicken or something.

  10. Does anyone know why the FOX in FOX News is all caps? I’m curious if there’s any rhyme or reason to it.

  11. Chris, we’re all Cosmopolitans now. Since you’re still an ignorant paleo, let me enunciate it for you: we’re for public schools, so long as they teach evolution without ID, we’re for government regulated marriage if it is between gay multi-racial people with the option of goatsecx, and we love everybody except for Ron Paul because he’s a racist who wants to deliver babies instead of aborting them.

  12. Superglue is best for interspecies bonding. Raucously funny to fix a chihuahua to the nose of fox.

  13. Holy crap, stories about robots and Kerry on Red-eye? Somebody hold me…

    Fun fact: the goatsecx guy is wearing a wedding band.

  14. de stijl,
    Do you have Homer toilet paper too?
    Dude, got serious Simpsoys on the brain today.

  15. Looking around for a good interspecies bonding story I found this shocker that shows that it is time to open a whole new front in the WOD.
    On the subject of interspecies lovin’ maybe someone could whip up some tentacle hentai involving a Kochtopus and a few Reasonoids.

  16. I’ve said it before: Red Eye is growing on me. I’m a little short on sleep right now, but if I’m up then (very possible, if not entirely pedictable due to my hopelessly screwed up sleeping habits) I will certainly watch it.

    I also like the way host Greg Gutfeld liekns people to inanimate objects and then describes what he’d do to them; e.g.: says “[NAME], if you were a tub of popcorn, I’d pour buttery oil over you and nibble you in a darkened theater.” I’m trying to work these Gutfeldisms into my everyday conversations. Like in staff meetings.

  17. “liekns” = “likens”

    Preview is for the WEAK!

  18. What happened Stevo, you lose a bet?

  19. I know that was a reference to inter-species companionship, but one thing leads to another … and I’ve always had a morbid fascination with the legend of the elusive Humanzee. Both grotesque and intriguing in its impenetrable possibilities. Indeed, if ever such a creature came to fruition by means of Human ingenuity, it might finally give a glimpse of an answer to Yeats’s prophetic question, “What rough beast …”

    Also, would it, like other Chimps throw its shit, or choose to take the high road of its Human ancestors.

  20. Jamie Kelly,

    With the set-ups we’ve been given today, only a fool would not pull the trigger.

    Oh, and I call the big one “Bitey.”

  21. College student on break so I’ll be watching. Plus Kerry is pretty hot 😮

  22. Fun fact: the goatsecx guy is wearing a wedding band.

    The fact that anyone looked at it long enough to notice is disturbing me greatly.

  23. tReason magazine, cannibalizing the Libertarian “movement” by trying to throw the Paleos, and RP, under the bus. You guys are classy!

    Not even an attempt to segue from the thread topic? Not even, “You know who else is on TV? Ron Paul…”

  24. What happened Stevo, you lose a bet?

    Ha ha! No, I sincerely am kinda digging Red Eye.

    I wish that the ReasonMagazine site on YouTube would put up more clips of Kerry’s appearances. They haven’t done that for a while. Ahem.

  25. tReason magazine, cannibalizing the Libertarian “movement” by trying to throw the Paleos, and RP, under the bus. You guys are classy!
    ———————-
    Not even an attempt to segue from the thread topic? Not even, “You know who else is on TV? Ron Paul…”
    ———————–

    Or maybe, “Say, who do you think is the hottest, sharpest and most charismatic libertarian appearing on TV these days: Kerry Howley or Ron Paul? BTW, speaking of Ron Paul …”

  26. Kerry Howley | January 15, 2008, 2:58pm | #

    Wait, Kerry Howley reads the comments section? And she hasn’t fled Reason in horror? She’s either a very strong person or a very bad one…

  27. She seems to crimethink and I hear she shows up at Reason events to. I can’t beleive she doesn’t keep a lawyer on retainer ready to obtain restraining orders at a moments notice.

  28. John, you’re hurting me.

  29. VM, I’ll be in your bunk.

    Missy.

  30. Have fun on TV! I’ll DVR it.

  31. Great comments on the Aussie party guy story! Heard about that on Opie & Anthony yesterday. Also, I liked the way you were able to plug your next ‘blog post (above).

Please to post comments

Comments are closed.