Radio Free Reason

If you're in Monterey, Salinas, or San Jose, you can hear me yammering about Mike Huckabee at 6:15 am tomorrow on KION 1460 AM. If you are not in those places, rest assured that nothing I can say will be as entertaining as MikeHuckabee.com. Your Huck-sanctioned thought for the day:

None of us would write a check to Osama bin Laden, slip it in a Hallmark card and send it off to him. But that's what we're doing every time we pull into a gas station.

My Politics profile of Huckabee is here.  

Comments

[Edward]

Fuck! That does it. I'm riding my bicycle.

[Munchkin]

So, every time I buy gas, I'm helping those bastards at Hallmark?

[Favela Cranshaw]

No more Hallmark gas for me.

[crimethink]

I used to work at a gas station that sold Hallmark cards, so it may not be quite as random as it seems.

[BoscoH]

So who's making the "Huck Fuckabee" shirts and where do I buy one? This guy is the biggest asshat in the bunch.

[Grumpy asshole]

...nothing I can say will be as entertaining as MikeHuckabee.com.

Truer words were never spoken (though Howley, humorless as she already is, doesn't seem to realize it).

[crimethink]

Careful...if you keep making fun of Huckabee, you're asking his supporters to trot out that "first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, and then you win" line that naive Ron Paul supporters are in love with.

Though, I'm not sure how much Huckabee supporters would approve of quoting a heathen Hindu.

[gball]

he does make a good point. Oil $$ funds terror.

[crimethink]

I thought that was drug $$.

Gee whiz, is there anything I can do that doesn't help the terrorists?

[Jim Anderson]

crimethink, you can vote for Huck's FairTax plan, so Saudi princes buying sofas at Macy's can fund our side of the war. At least, that's what Chuck Norris told me.

[The Wine Commonsewer]

That's three AM your time, Kerry, and it's makin' me yawn already.

[Windtell]

hmm, didn't the Saudi's disown Osama ? And since when does bin Laden own BP and Gazprom ?

If that is what Huckabee really thinks, then how in God's name does he justify jetting around so much ?

That thought of the day is unsettling in so many ways.

[Heinrick]

Laugh all you want, but the more money that goes to Saudi Arabia, the more money ends up in the hands of people simpathetic to Al Quada.

Where do you all think most of his money comes from? Some from drugs I know, what about the rest?