The Kinsley Retort

Michael Kinsley is a self-proclaimed "moderate-liberal with a libertarian streak" who once praised Henry George for "the way he combines radical egalitarianism with an equally radical belief in free-market capitalism." That side of Kinsley's persona is on display in his latest Time column, which uses the Ron Paul campaign as an excuse to express some mostly-friendly sentiments about libertarianism:

Republicans are far more likely to identify themselves as libertarians and to vilify the government in the abstract. And yet Republicans have a clearer vision of what constitutes a good society and a well-run planet and are quicker to try to impose this vision on the rest of us. Now that the Republican Party is in trouble, critics are advising it to free itself of the religious right on issues like abortion and gay rights. That is, the party should become less communitarian and more libertarian. With Democrats, it's the other way around.

Very few Democrats self-identify as libertarians, but they are in fact much more likely to have a live-and-let-live attitude toward the lesbian couple next door or the Islamofascist dictator halfway around the world. And every time the Democrats lose an election, critics scold that they must put less emphasis on the sterile rights of individuals and more emphasis on responsibilities to society. That is, they should become less libertarian and more communitarian. Usually this boils down to advocating mandatory so-called voluntary national service by people younger than whoever is doing the advocating.

Libertarians and communitarians (to continue this unjustified generalizing) are different character types. Communitarians tend to be bossy, boring and self-important, if they're not being oversweetened and touchy-feely. Libertarians, by contrast, are not the selfish monsters you might expect. They are earnest and impractical–eager to corner you with their plan for using old refrigerators to reverse global warming or solving the traffic mess by privatizing stoplights. And if you disagree, they're fine with that. It's a free country.

There's a lot of truth to this, but his narrative has its limits: The modal Democrat's tolerance toward her lesbian neighbors might dry up if they take to smoking after sex. I'd say more, but I need to get back to modding my fridge.