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[de stijl]

If they know he's in DT St. Louis and there is live video footage from an overhead helo, he really isn't missing, is he?

[ed]

IS he driving a white Bronco?

[Mo]

How did Radley post this message at 10:54 when the screen capture was taken at 10:55.

[Jake Boone]

Because Fox is so awesome, they travel into the future to scoop the other networks on all the news (so long as said news is utterly trivial and doesn't reflect badly on the Bush administration).

[Libertarianism is an Extreme R]

How did Radley post this message at 10:54 when the screen capture was taken at 10:55.

Didn't you see The Matrix,eXistenZ or The 13th Floor

[JasonC]

Libertarianism is an Extreme Right-Wing Ideology

I think you're thinking of Mountain Dew.

[Warren]

How did Radley post this message at 10:54 when the screen capture was taken at 10:55.

What makes you think the screen capture was taken at 10:55?

[Warren]

never mind

[JasonC]

Radley says it in the post, Warren.

[JasonC]

nevermind

[Rhywun]

I'm not one to say "it's a slow news day", but...

[Buddhist Dan T]

If the missing bull did not want to get caught he should not have escaped.

[VM]

Stevo?

[Aresen]

If the bull were loose in Washington, this would not be news.

[Taktix?]

If the bull were loose in Washington, this would not be news.

Perhaps not news, but a great idea. In fact, someone should set packs of wild animals loose in D.C.

...err, and give Reason staffers and readers prior warning, of course.

Happy Payday!

[John Payne]

That's news to me, and I live in Saint Louis and woke up (a little after 10:55) to local news.

[VM]

hier
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Hrn Payne.

submitted without obnoxious comment.

[JBinMO]

We had a couple of people bitten here in Columbia Missouri by a monkey this week.

[Guy Montag]

How did Radley post this message at 10:54 when the screen capture was taken at 10:55.

Because he is part of the FOX news conspiracy, of course. Just look at his bio!

I would travel in time to confirm this for you but I stopped doing that 15 years from now.

[de stijl]

We had a couple of people bitten here in Columbia Missouri by a monkey this week.

It started as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different. Because it was happening in small villages, market towns. And then it wasn't on the TV any more. It was in the street outside. It was coming in through your windows. It was a virus. An infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood. It was something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities it was already too late. Army blockades were overrun. And that's when the exodus started. Before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. We didn't hear anything more after that.

[Kwix]

JBinMO | September 28, 2007, 2:04pm | #
We had a couple of people bitten here in Columbia Missouri by a monkey this week.

My sister was bitten by a Viking Moose once.

[Gene Ray]

When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 - major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth - known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown.

The 4-equidistant Time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24 hour Days within a single rotation of Earth - equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.

[VM]

hrumph. Oh, okay. So. Well. I did buy her breakfast.

But I'm so distracted by what Mean Gene "Sting" Ray wrote that I got nuffin' hier.

hrumph.

[A Subtitle:]

We apologise for the fault in Kwix's comment. Those responsible have been sacked.

[Llama]

I kan has jobz plz?

[Stevo Darkly (in St. Louis)]

Shucks, folks. Cattle on the loose in the streets of downtown St. Louis?

That happens round here pert' near most ever day.

* pulls straw hat down over eyes, gets comfy, chews on piece of grass *

[Bee]

Truck crash in St. Louis kills 17 bulls

The accident happened a year to the day that a double-decker horse trailer packed with 42 horses en route to an Illinois slaughterhouse crashed on Interstate 44 in Franklin County.

=(

[O\'Brien]

Today's Two Minutes Hate has been extended an extra minute.

[Larry Edelstein]

No realli! Kwix's sister was carving her initials into the m??se...