God Responds to Nebraska Legislator's Lawsuit

Last week, Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit seeking a permanent injunction against The Most High Lord for

…making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

According the AP, the Deity has responded with a legal brief arguing that, among other things, Nebraska courts do not have jurisdiction over the Author of the Ten Commandments.

Perhaps Sen. Chambers should be glad that the Lord of Hosts has chosen to forgo the Sodom and Gomorah option in this matter.

AP story here.