Thou Shalt Not Run Buck Naked

Another disgrace for the men of the cloth:

A Catholic priest faces an indecent exposure charge after police said he went jogging in the nude about an hour before sunrise.

The Rev. Robert Whipkey told officers he had been running naked at a high school track and didn't think anyone would be around at that time of day, a police report said.

Okay. So he's an idiot, but:

If convicted of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor, he would have to register as a sex offender, prosecutors said.

While you would think he would know better, there is no reason to make him carry around the additional burden of being a registered sex offender. For God's sake, he already carries the stigma of being a Catholic priest.