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Friday Funnies

David Vitter and the Al Gore solution

Henry Payne | 7.20.2007 5:18 AM

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  1. ed   19 years ago

    It's ok. He has asked for and received forgiveness from his wife and his merciful God.
    Praise Jesus!

  2. Alan Vanneman   19 years ago

    Tom the Dancing Bug was a lot funnier.

  3. thoreau   19 years ago

    Adultery offsets--also known as diamonds.

    Hardly carbon neutral.

  4. clark   19 years ago

    Where do I go to get back the three seconds of my life I wasted looking at that lame cartoon?

  5. Tracy   19 years ago

    Knowing the fault is a kind of progress,

  6. de stijl   19 years ago

    What other adults to together in private is none of my business, but I will never understand some things that some people find appealing. Diaper play, for example (apparently this is Vitter's "thing") - I don't get how anyone could find that to be "sexy."

    If I were a constituent, I'd mail him a box of Depends once a week.

  7. joe   19 years ago

    thoreau wins. Hands down.

  8. thoreau   19 years ago

    I don't know if I actually won, joe, but it's an honor just to be nominated.

  9. ed   19 years ago

    Where do I go to get back the three seconds of my life I wasted looking at that lame cartoon?

    The same place you picked up that hoary clich

  10. pgt   19 years ago

    Lame pun alert.

    ed: was 'hoary' a misspelling?

  11. Dictionary.com   19 years ago

    hoary: 3. tedious from familiarity; stale: Please don't tell that hoary joke at dinner again tonight.

  12. joe   19 years ago

    Meaning "white," as in "white-haired."

  13. pgt   19 years ago

    Nonetheless, the pun is topical and seems appropriate, however lame.

  14. ???? ??????   14 years ago

    thank u

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