Sorry, good people of Piresa; you'll find no refuge in Hungary.
Hungarians polled for their views on asylum seekers from a made-up country wanted the 'scroungers' thrown out.
Hungarian opinion research institute Tarki said: "We were surprised that two thirds of the interviewees demanded absolutely no asylum for Piresans, accused them of being spongers and agreed they should be sent home immediately."
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