Diplomatic Impunity

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

The Israeli ambassador to El Salvador has been recalled after he was found drunk, naked and bound in sexual bondage gear in his yard, an official said Monday.

Tsuriel Raphael has been removed from his post and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, said spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel.

Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael naked outside his residence, tied up, gagged and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing several sex toys at the time, the media said. After he was untied, Raphael told police he was the ambassador of Israel, the reports said.

Here comes the punchline. You ready?

The British Broadcasting Corp. reported that he could identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.

I'm convinced: Time to bomb El Salvador.