Get yourself a gaggle of protesters in Germany, where "more than 300 would-be protesters are marketing themselves on a German rental website." While you are on the website leasing kids to carry your placards, you can also rent a movie for the evening, or a vacation house for next summer. For your next rally, consider Melanie:

Next to a black and white posed picture, Melanie lists her details from her jeans size to her shoe size and tells potential protest organisers that she is willing to be deployed up to 100km around Berlin.

Six hours of Melanie bearing your banner or shouting your slogan will set you back 145 euros.

Via Marginal Revolution