Wait, Wait… Rufus Wainwright Is Gay?

[UPDATE: The original site is down; the whole thing could be a ruse. Still, amusing.]

Great find over at the Idolator: A website called Love God's Way is cataloguing bands that could turn your kid gay.

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

The list of banned bands includes Eagles of Death Metal [authors of the gay anthem "Whorehoppin' (Shit Goddamn)], Metallica, Kansas, Jay-Z (he's got 99 problems but a vagina ain't one!) and John Mayer. Of course it includes more obvious sinners like the Pet Shop Boys, the Indigo Girls, and Scissor Sisters, but it leaves Husker Du, Antony, and Kathleen Hanna's side projects free to molest the iTunes accounts of America's heteroyouth.