I Say We Give the Blues Brothers One More Chance

Bruce Tinsley, creator of Mallard Fillmore -- the only syndicated comic strip ever to quote me by name, which is almost enough for me to forgive it for never being funny -- was charged with DUI earlier this month. Which wouldn't be worth noting if it weren't for the mugshot that appeared alongside the story in the Indianapolis Star:

Mr. Tinsley, I'd like you to meet Khalid Sheikh Mohammad:

How did they catch us? We were on a mission from God!