On that side of the aisle, the cloak-and-dagger netherworld of Secret Agent Rep. Curt Weldon (R-Penn.) catches up with him as federal Kremlinologists look into his ties to Russian wheeling and dealing. Sadly, odds are Weldon will live to see tomorrow.
On that other side of the aisle, full-bore bore Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nev.) will celebrate Christmas in October by paying back campaign funds he used to tip Ritz-Carlton bartenders. Without admitting wrongdoing, of course.