The real reason neocons want to hit Iran? It's not the nukes. It's the metrosexuals:
"You don't see as many men with nose jobs in London or Paris or Germany but today the numbers having cosmetic surgery [in Iran] is amazing," says [plastic surgeon Magid Navab].
"It's become a fashion—a competition because a boy wants to compete with another over a girl," Dr Navab says, adding that there are also more and more cases of middle aged men who want to keep up with their young girlfriends.
Navrab says he also breaks the face of the occasional cleric.
Arguably related: Tim Cavanaugh asks the timeless question, "Are Muslim Fuck Buddies a Sign of Progress?"