"If the general public saw this, they'd say, 'My God Almighty, I don't want this on a plane.'" So says Patrick O'Connor, a TSA manager who oversees disposition of contraband items, of the haul at the agency's huge yard sale of seized carry-ons from Logan airport. The list, which includes three boxes of 2-inch galvanized nails, 10,000 cigarette lighters a week, a hammer, and a pink knife with the word "Diva" on it, somehow fails to inspire me to take the Lord's name in vain.
The Boston Globe reports on the yard sale, and the contents of a guarded room at Logan, likely destined for the cornfield in New Hampshire where the event takes place. They found:
…a citrus juicer, rotary saw, drywall knife, replica hand grenades, a belt buckle the shape of a derringer handgun, machetes, double-sided razor blades, food-processor blades, .50-caliber ammunition, golf clubs, and a cricket bat. In recent years two fully-fueled chainsaws have showed up in Logan travelers' carry-on bags.
The take is about $26,000 a year, not counting the salaries of federal workers who regularly gather and schlep the stuff to a cornfield in New Hampshire. But at least I can fly free from fear of food-processor blades.