In a bold new economic plan modeled after The Simpsons' "Project Bootstrap," Dr. Claud Anderson, president of the Harvest Institute, has figured out how to achieve the institute's goal of helping "Black America become a self-sufficient and competitive group of people." He's filing a class-action lawsuit on behalf of non-Spanish-speaking workers. Perpetual Pulitzer bridesmaid Redding News Review has the story:
"This is an English speaking country," Anderson said. "It is insulting for people to mandate that black kids learn Spanish when they can't even speak basic English … You got to learn your own language first."
He is asking anyone who has lost their job due to being forced to learn Spanish to call his Harvest Institute at 202-518-2465.
So get in on the suit and pick up some cash. I understand Univision's got deep pockets.
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