Spy in the House of Sullivan

A quick heads up: I'm going to be guest-blogging at Andrew Sullivan's website for the next two weeks. Joining me will be Ana Marie Cox and Michael Totten, Reason contributors both. Much of my blogging will be cross-posted here, but AS's server is faster. As are his comments.

(Please realize the joke: AS's comments do not exist.)

Comments

[Happy Jack]

I see someone else has the ass-fucking covered, so what will you talk about?

[Col DuBois]

Ana Marie Cox? The porn star?

[thoreau]

If a comment is sent to the server but the squirrels don’t post it, does it exist?

[R.S. Porter]

Andrew Sullivan? Why don’t you just get it over with and declare yourself insane?

[Johnathan]

Happy Jack, go and get your meds and calm down, you homophobic waste of DNA.

[uh]

uh, Jonathan, baby…

I think that Happy Jack post is an Ana Marie Cox joke, not a gay joke.

[LoafingOaf]

Andrew Sullivan needs a vacation, as he’s been losing his mind and becoming just another Democratic-Underground-style Michael-Moron conspiracy theorist.

[joe]

Jonathan,

Ms. Cox, aka Wonkette, often writes about ass-fucking, or finds ways to incorporate ass-fucking into totally unrelated subjects, and refers to same as “ass-fucking.”

Though I can see how someone unfamiliar with her shtick could draw that unfortunate conclusion on a thread about Andrew Sullivan.

[Ruthless]

“but AS’s server is faster. As are his comments.”

Many “content-providers” here tread just as hard as the pair of illegal immigrant H&R squirrels, so they don’t appreciate being jollied on the subject.

[c]

Let me just reiterate what every educated person knows: Ana Marie Cox is a talentless slut.

[Stevo Darkly]

Wow, tough crowd.