As Seen on TV: Non-Stick Graven Images!


A little birdy passes along news of the latest in Christian kitsch: the Jesus Pan, which allows true believers to "put the image of Jesus RIGHT ON FOOD"!

Go here to order and then "imagine serving Heavenly Hotcakes at the next church breakfast." And then imagine yourself frying for all eternity for making graven images.

The Jesus Pan smells like a fake to me (or at least a goof, albeit not one as self-evidently satanic as the "Jackhammer Jesus").

But then again, as Jeremy Lott noted in his 2003 report on the Christian culture industry, nobody moves more merchandise than the Man from Galilee.