Predict the Next Name: Bess Myerson, Sun-Yi Previn, Winona Ryder, Rex Reed…
The answer, of course, is disgraced Bush adviser Claude Allen, who has now joined the ranks of celebrity shoplifters by trying to boost $5,000 in stylish-yet-budget-priced goods from a Maryland Target store.
Check out former Miss America Myerson's grim rap sheet here.
Recall when Soon Yi Previn Allen was so unknown she was only called one of "Mia Farrow's daughters" here.
Relive how Winona Ryder stole America's innocence, along with fancy clothes, here.
And thrill to Rex Reed's greatest performance outside of the titular-less role star turn in Myra Breckenridge, here.
Shop Target online here.
Evil Twin Update: As reader digamma notes below, some folks are claiming that the dastardly deed was done not by Claude but by his lawbreaking twin brother Floyd. For details, go here.
