Friday Fun Link: NSA Wiretap Edition

Julian Sanchez | 2.17.2006 3:32 PM

Have you been injured by hurtful criticisms of your illegal wiretap program? Call the law firm of Gonzales, Watchu, and Howe.

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Billy Ray 21 years ago

http://motherjones.com/news/update/2006/02/hackett_drops_out.html
joe 21 years ago

But how can I be sure that my domestic spying defense will get the specialized, individual attention that Attorney Gonzales brought to his reviews of clemency requests from Texas death row inmates?

When I've been charged with violating millions of people's civil liberties, I need to know that my attorney will provide me with the full fifteen minutes that my case deserves!
Milton 21 years ago

THE RAVIN' (ravin' of the Justice Department, that is)

Once, one day, when I was napping
I awoke to hear a tapping
Tapping on my telephone
It must be true -- I wan't stoned.

My conversations they were hearing
I've lost my privacy, I'm fearing
Will I have my rights like before?
Gonzalez answered, "Nevermore!

"It's terrorists you should be fearing,
Not whether at you I am peering
Your concerns are such a bore
I'll leave you alone nevermore!

"Congress are wimps, their laws are useless
Me and Bush you should accuse less
Whatever they say we'll ignore
The law shall apply nevermore!"
Blogimi Dei 21 years ago

Did you hear the last batch of BS from Bush? He's all upset that We The People have the nerve to get upset when they get their "protection for us" wrong. Then he is also upset that when they "connect the dots" AND STILL GET IT WRONG, that we have the Ultra-Gaul to be upset in that situation too.
What an asshole!
He looks like some out-of-control asshole grandfather. His hair all jacked up. Hunched over, preaching to all...

Hey go fuck yourself Mr. Bush!

Blogimi Dei
Stevo Darkly 21 years ago

we have the Ultra-Gaul to be upset in that situation too.

Behold: The Ultra-Gaul!

Don't make him upset!
joe 21 years ago

Yeah, I hear he's got a posse.
Sphynx 21 years ago

Steveo & Joe:

While I like the Ultra-Gaul, wouldn't that be less a posse, and more a memorial society, as: ...Andre the Giant died in Paris, France in his hotel room on January 27, 1993.
joe 21 years ago

Sphinx,

Obey.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_the_Giant_Has_a_Posse
Cartman 21 years ago

Milton, that is priceless 😉
Senior Gonzales 21 years ago

You weren't supposed to know about my law firm! You must be working with terrorists!
kevrob 21 years ago

Here is the real Ultra-Gaul!

Kevin

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