Another sentence that wouldn't have made any sense 20 years ago…
"Gay romance is easier to sell to the academy than a complex study of an Israeli assassin."
Tell that to Harry Hamlin and Michael Ontkean!
Drudge looks to stir up a ruckus at Universal about whether the studio is giving more support to one of its Oscar-bait offerings (Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain) than to the other (Steven Spielberg's Munich). Having seen neither Brokeback nor Munich I'm ideally positioned to say that Universal's Land of the Dead puts both these stinkers in the shithouse. But there's a bigger story here: No matter which picture the studio backs, you've got Australian Eric Bana sharing the inside Best Actor track with Australian Heath Ledger. Haven't we been here before? Gibson, Crowe, Kidman, sooner or later Watts… They should just rename it the Auscars®. So once again, the question arises: Where's Paul Hogan's Oscar?
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In his Subaru Outback?.
I'm pretty much with Tim on this one. Neither Munich or Brokeback Mountain hold any interest for me.
Meanwhile, Land of the Dead happily sits on a shelf with half-a-dozen other zombie movies.
I guess that makes me an uncultured loser.
Incidentally, Tim, couldn't find an email for you, but you might get a kick out of this game called URBAN DEAD
It's a browser-based Massively Multiplayer game that takes place in a city where you can either play as a survivor fending off the hordes of undead, or as one of the undead.
There are practically zero graphics. No shine at all, but the game dynamic is beyond cool, and other than one contrivance that allows for zombies to be resurrected to their once-human form, it sticks pretty close to the zombie concepts that Romero has laid down.
For a game with such a simple setup, it's actually got some serious gameplay depth.
Thankfully, though, you can play an entire round in about fifteen minutes, which makes it a great work-time lunch break distraction.
I find myself in that embarrassing position where my particular interest group is getting attention outside of its weight class, and I know I should feel guilty, but I can't help but enjoy it. Just reading the apoplexy on Free Republic over the success (not to mention the mere existence!) of 'Brokeback Mountain' makes me giggle.
'Auscars'...THAT's funny.
Ironic that a hypocritical closet-case like Drudge would be worried that Brokeback Mountain wasn't gettin' enough love from the studio.
Just fot the record, Gibson and Kidman were born in the US, Watts in England, and Crowe is a Kiwi.
Just fot the record, Gibson and Kidman were born in the US, Watts in England, and Crowe is a Kiwi.
Doesn't matter Barry...they all sound Australian.
Once again, as I do every year that so much attention is paid to Hollywood's incessant navel gazing, I find myself asking "who gives a shit?"
I imagine Paul Hogan's Oscar is in the same place as Yahoo Serious'.
I think this is an excellent occasion for some gratuitous Simpson quoting:
Owner: [sweeping a bunch of toads out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo. Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere. They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the malonga gilderchuck.
Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.
Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".
----
Man 1: I'll stop them!
[throws a boomerang which skims Bart's hair]
Oh, no! It's coming back this way!
Man 2: That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
Eric Bana is hott.
Russell Crowe, on the other hand, is nott.
I imagine Paul Hogan's Oscar is in the same place as Yahoo Serious'.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
'At's nawt 'n Osca'.
This is 'n Osca'.
Eric Bana is hott.
Russell Crowe, on the other hand, is nott.
Yes, and yes.
This homo has no interest in "Brokeback Mountain". I'd rather listen to Howard Stern play clips of groan-inducing lines like, "I wish I knew how to quit 'tchoo!!"
"and Crowe is a Kiwi."
Trivia - Crowe comes from a pretty famous Kiwi family. His cousin Jeff Crowe was the Captain of the NZ cricket team. Jeff's brother Martin Crowe is regarded as one of the all time great batsmen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Crowe
Gay romance is easier to sell...
Not to derail the conversation, but the rights's almost McCarthyite obsession with homosexuals is getting downright sickening. Case in point: I was watching "Mythbusters" a couple of weeks ago and my very Catholic, very Republican father somehow felt it necessary to proclaim that Adam and Jamie (i.e. the hosts of the show) had to be gay lovers! No evidence what so ever, he just thinks whenever you had two men working together in modern Hollywood, they have to be flaming queers. He made the same accusation about Penn & Teller. Despite the fact that Penn recently sired a daughter, he convinced that they're... ahem... "fags."
Case in point: I was watching "Mythbusters" a couple of weeks ago and my very Catholic, very Republican father somehow felt it necessary to proclaim that Adam and Jamie (i.e. the hosts of the show) had to be gay lovers!
That's pretty standard male behavior where I'm from (upstate NY).
Hmm. If Russell Crowe is a Kiwi, and "Kiwi" is a fruit, then Russell Crowe must be a fruit.
I knew it!
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