Whip it out, Prez!

Testosterone-oozing Weekly Standard Editor William Kristol is Alpha mad that the rest of us haven't accepted his Saddam-was-Osama's-girlfriend reportage:

The Bush administration has shied away from engaging the issue of Saddam and his terror ties. This is both foolish and unmanly.

Snap! But fear not—Kristol quickly reassures us that "The president is neither."

Link via Public Diplomacy Press Review.