Because We Haven't Mentioned Iron Eyes Cody In Many Moons

Reason's own Jesse Walker dries the tear of America's most famous fake Indian (no, not F-Troop's NY-born Frank DeKova or Seattle's chief namesake) and takes the measurements of The 70s Dimension, a period when Starsky & Hutch bestrode the small-screen like a double-exposure double-Baretta, Mohammed Ali punched to celebrate the power of reading, and Wonder Bread pitched itself as the stuff of the "rich and fabulous people."