Report: 92 Percent Of Souls In Hell There On Drug Charges

Did we blog this Onion story yet? If not, we should have. If so, always worth a second read:

Report: 92 Percent Of Souls In Hell There On Drug Charges

HELL–A report released Monday by the Afterlife Civil Liberties Union indicates that nine out of 10 souls currently serving in Hell were condemned on drug-related sins.

"Hell was created to keep dangerous sinners off the gold-paved streets of Heaven," ACLU spokesman Barry Horowitz said. "But lately, it's become a clearing-house for the non-evil souls that Heaven doesn't know how to deal with."

Whole thing here. Funny 'cos it's true.