"He was very loyal. He was always on time. He always had on a suit and a starched white shirt." Matt Welch | 9.9.2005 1:47 AM Media Contact & Reprint Requests I think I can speak for most college dropouts when I say that there are few flavors of schadenfreude more tasty than watching some Type A kiss-ass get caught with a padded resume. When it's the disastrous director of FEMA, well, all the better.