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All Right, Let's See Your Scalp

Jesse Walker | 8.9.2005 12:56 PM

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Customs officials have busted a heroin smuggler who concealed his cargo under a toupe. Coming next month: TSA and subway cops start pulling everyone's hair.

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Books Editor Jesse Walker is the author of Rebels on the Air and The United States of Paranoia.

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