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The Onion on Medical Marijuana

Nick Gillespie | 6.21.2005 11:35 AM

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Can't these cancer patients paint, play sports, or listen to music instead of doing drugs? That's what they taught us in health class.

That's one of the responses in The Onion's fake survey of reactions to the Supreme Court's ruling on medical marijuana.

Whole thing here.

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