For White Boys Who Have Considered Suicide When the Ewoks on Endor Ain't Enuff


This sort of thing is surely one of the reasons why the terrorists–not to mention the Tusken Raiders of Tatooine–hate us. The only thing missing is blog-jock Jim Lampley pronouncing that he hopes Lord Palpatine "and his jackals carry the day. Let them remove those safeguards which have assured the minority party a continuing voice in the Senate, and then let them fret about it for thirty years after the pendulum swings back our way in 2008."