Urine For it Now!

Members of the House Committee on Government Reform -- which will from here on out be described as the House Committee on "Government Reform" -- had so much fun sniffing Mark McGwire's jock that they're coming back for seconds and thirds, demanding to see all drug-test data from the National Football League, "the National Basketball Association, the National Hockey League, Major League Soccer, the National Collegiate Athletic Association and USA Track & Field." According to the San Francisco Chronicle,

The panel is exploring the prospect of forcing all sports, amateur and professional, to adhere to one strict policy regarding performance-enhancing drugs.