For those of you who enjoy this sort of thing, the author of It's Just a Plant, Ricardo Cortes, reports that he's scheduled to be browbeaten by Bill O'Reilly tonight. It's Just a Plant, you may recall, is the children's book about marijuana that had Rep. Mark Souder (R-Ind.) in a tizzy at a drug policy hearing last month. I suspect O'Reilly will not be recommending it as a drug education textbook. Having aroused O'Reilly's WWF-esque ire on more than one occasion, I would offer the following advice: Stay calm and think about your book sales.