The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades: Everyone has AIDS!

64 percent of physicians and 63 percent of the overall population believe that "mandatory, federally funded HIV testing would improve the overall health of the U.S. population," says a new survey.

Addendum, at the suggestion of H&R stalwart Pavel: 59 percent and 60 percent believe "the associated health care benefits of mandatory, federally funded HIV testing outweigh the social implications."