I Was Waiting for a Crosstown Train on the London Underground When It Struck Me

The bright lights at the London Underground have come up with a new plan to keep teens from hanging about the tube stations: pipe in "uncool" music like Mozart and Vivaldi. Just hope they don't accidentally get anything from Siegfried in the mix; I assume Tony Blair doesn't want to have to explain why a bunch of soccer hooligans just annexed the Sudetenland.