Hey Kids! Let's Play Piss on a Dead Cop!


Haven't tried that one yet? Funny, the folks worried about violent video games seem to think that's what all the kids do. So it must the shopping season as here come the dire warnings about video games.

The Ninth Annual Video Report Card again tells us that violent games can wind up in the hands of kids. But one of the report's scare sites demonstrates the real problem while detailing the cop-wasting options of Postal 2.

In a wonderfully exact and exactly meaningless statistic, Mediawise tells us that "boys as young as 7 can buy these games 50% of the time."

Yes, but who is driving the seven-year-olds to the mall and can we piss on them instead?