Yes, Another Reason to Subscribe to Reason (Veteran's Day Edition)

So some 20 TV stations won't air Saving Private Ryan, Stephen Speilberg's suspiciously timed baby boomer shout out to the Greatest Generation. Why are these stations acting so unpatriotically? Are they now affiliates of Al Jazeera, CBS, or some other anti-American cabal?

Nope, they're just afraid of the U.S.'s own Federal Communication Commission, which regulates content on broadcast TV and radio, hammering them with fines if viewers protest the violence and language in the World War II flick. Whole story here.

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Comments

[sage]

Sure Nick, you grilled him, but you could have done the ‘red herring’ thing and accused him of being there because of his daddy.

[Nick Gillespie]

Mmm, grilled herring…

[brooke]

“‘Now, after much concern and discussion about family viewing over past months, and with Americans at war across the world, it is the vivid depiction of violence combined with graphic language proposed to begin airing at 8 p.m. that has forced our decision,’ said Lee Armstrong, the station’s vice president and general manager.”

Yes, in this time of national turmoil, it is infinitely more respectful to wait until 10pm to air a vivid depiction of violence combined with graphic language.

[Jason Ligon]

“Mmm, grilled herring…”

I tried it once, but I thought it was a really just a distraction from the main course …

[Jesse Andrews]

Money quote at CNN
“Janice Wise, spokeswoman for the FCC’s enforcement bureau, told Reuters it had received calls from broadcasters asking if the film would run
afoul of the agency’s indecency rules. Wise said the commission was barred from making a decision before the broadcast “because that would be censorship””

[Amy Alkon]

Regarding FCC spokesperson Wise’s remark, I was told the same thing when I called the FCC (anonymously) to see if I could say “blow job” on the radio: “We can’t tell you; that would be censorship.” I then asked, “Well, will you fine me and the station $27,000 if I say it?” Same answer. At a risk of $27,000 a pop, it seems we don’t have free speech, but very expensive speech. This country gets scarier every day.

[A Foolish Consistancy]

You know that that the FCC is going to use the “public’s airwaves” argument to go after the currently unregulated cable and satellite TV/radio operations, since they all use spectrum to bounce their feeds at some point during delivery.

Which leads to the next logical extension to purifying our bodily essences — errrr, I mean airwaves: cell phones. Aren’t cell phones using “the public’s airwaves”? Isn’t that enough reason to levy a fine if I tell someone to “fuck off” on a cell?

And what about wireless networking? Shouldn’t the several instances of “fuck” in this post (not to mention porn) be cause for FCC concern? I see this as being a possible entry point for federal censorship of the Net. They could argue that as long as a single computer can access the Net over regulated spectrum, then the Net as a whole is subject to decency standards, just like TV and radio.