Whatever Became of Charlie Chad?

Election day brings back a favorite Double-K memory, and a question: Who was the famous big-eyed chad counter, and why wasn't he able to parlay his moment of glory into a career as a David Leisureish ironic celebrity?

Couldn't CNBC find this guy a slot between Dennis Miller and McEnroe? Wouldn't you tune in to see him bugging out his eyes at bloviating celebrity guests?

I guess I could probably find out about the chad guy myself, but that would ruin the mystery…