What Really Killed Rick James

Now that our nervous nation has been hipped to the addictive properties of coffee, reader John Luther sends in alarming news about a new candidate for Schedule I.

Comments

[JDOG]

This will require a thorough investigation headed by multi-lateral task force spearheaded by a blue-ribbon panel. I am certain of that.

[Bill]

Oh to be funkified! Don't need no booze or dope when you got da funk!

[s.a.m.]

Scary, that looked a lot like my hand writing. Yes, I am that bad. But damn, that looked a lot like my own hand writing.

[J]

As a scientist, I can unequivocally say I wish I had been part of that study.

[Ottar]

Three words: Bop Gun Control.

[andy]

Hahahaha. Great link, Tim.

[Stevo]

Dave Chappelle's Law: As any Internet thread mentioning Rick James increases in length, the probability that someone will post, "I'm Rick James, b*tch!!!" approaches 100%.

My work is done here.