What Really Killed Rick James
Now that our nervous nation has been hipped to the addictive properties of coffee, reader John Luther sends in alarming news about a new candidate for Schedule I.
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This will require a thorough investigation headed by multi-lateral task force spearheaded by a blue-ribbon panel. I am certain of that.
Oh to be funkified! Don't need no booze or dope when you got da funk!
Scary, that looked a lot like my hand writing. Yes, I am that bad. But damn, that looked a lot like my own hand writing.
As a scientist, I can unequivocally say I wish I had been part of that study.
Three words: Bop Gun Control.
Hahahaha. Great link, Tim.
Dave Chappelle's Law: As any Internet thread mentioning Rick James increases in length, the probability that someone will post, "I'm Rick James, b*tch!!!" approaches 100%.
My work is done here.