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It's Funny Because It's True

Tim Cavanaugh | 9.14.2004 6:53 PM

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For years I've been trying to swear off links to The Onion, but this one just says so much about life in these here United States:

Cheney Returns To Camp Crystal Lake

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  1. The Owner's Manual   21 years ago

    I didn't see anything funny about it, but then I like Cheney.

  2. Flyover Country   21 years ago

    I'm with Owner's Manual. Not funny.

  3. Franklin Harris   21 years ago

    I can't stand Cheney, but this was a yawner.

  4. mtc5499   21 years ago

    Yeah, I always expect something great of an Reason linked Onion article...but that wasn't funny at all. Actually, Mr. Young's John Kerry/Apocalypse Now piece earlier this week, that sounded like it could have come right out of the Onion...and it was hilarious.

  5. Gadfly   21 years ago

    Once again, proof that Republicans have no sense of humor - about their own.

  6. zorel   21 years ago

    what was funny about that? I have read it twice and don't get it. I tried to substitute other names (Bush, Rummy, Kerry, etc.) in the place of Cheney - still not funny.

    am I missing something?

  7. methedrine_face   21 years ago

    Taste in horror movies?

    [It's hilarious, btw.]

  8. sailor   21 years ago

    wow tough crowd! that piece made me laugh out loud all alone. "Cheney's mother slaughtered nine people under the guise of her son before she was finally slain."

  9. dead_elvis   21 years ago

    It's funny in its own warped way, but just not in a "funny because it's true" sort of way. Not like the "Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act" article, which could in fact, be true.

  10. Gary Gunnels   21 years ago

    Yes, quite funny.

    Now, we need Shannon Love to give us a theory as to some find it funny and others don't. Then all we need after that is for Jesse Walker to de-bunk it. 🙂

  11. cdunlea   21 years ago

    That was hilarious. Get a sense of humor, y'all.

  12. Dan   21 years ago

    what was funny about that? I have read it twice and don't get it

    The real mystery is the headline of this post -- "It's Funny Because It's True". I thought I got the joke in the Onion article, but after reading that headline I'm not so sure. What does that mean?

  13. tsiroth   21 years ago

    Camp Crystal Lake was the setting of Friday the 13th, if I remember correctly.

  14. wellfellow   21 years ago

    Really not funny. I'm sorry, but it was a bit predictable. BTW, it wouldn't have been any funnier with a different target.

    Gary, admit it, you love Shannon.

  15. Mark   21 years ago

    I'll take the middle position: mildly amusing, but not hilarious.

  16. Gary Gunnels   21 years ago

    wellfellow,

    Actually, no, I don't love her. I would have to know her to love her. As I've never met her, I don't know her. Now, I do love to make light of her comments.

  17. Sam I Was   21 years ago

    Yes, someone please explain! What about the Onion item -- funny or not -- makes it "true," and how does it say "so much about life in these here United States"?

    The piece was mildly amusing, but the joke I got out of it was a kind of absurdist humor -- not satire or exaggeration of some reality.

  18. Mark Borok   21 years ago

    This is like that "John Ashcroft is a werewolf" article.

    It would have been funnier if they had done more to intersperse Cheney-as-Jason passages with Cheney-as-politician passages. Otherwise, it was just a summary of a "Friday the 13th" movie with Cheney's name substituted for Jason.

  19. Sam I Was   21 years ago

    Maybe it's a poorly rendered take on the whole "undisclosed location" thing?

  20. Sarnath   21 years ago

    Quite amusing.

  21. Bart Jean   21 years ago

    I think Gary not only loves Shannon, but really IS Shannon!

  22. gaius marius   21 years ago

    after reading that headline I'm not so sure

    dan, that headline is, i'm sure, ironic. no need to worry that someone is questioning tricky dick's sainthood. 😉

    (and that emoticon is supposed to indicate that i'm just being farcical.)

    it is saddening, however, to observe the bizarre lack of humor on both partisan ends when the holy men are examined. politics by definition must be laughed at; to take it seriously is to invite madness.

  23. Darnell the Smell   21 years ago

    The headline was funny, then I started reading the article and it was kind of boring, they should have just kept it as one of the headlines on the side.

  24. Dan   21 years ago

    it is saddening, however, to observe the bizarre lack of humor on both partisan ends when the holy men are examined.

    Whatever that's supposed to mean. I have no feelings about Cheney one way or the other; he could die tomorrow or live forever, for all I care. The joke just isn't funny, that's all. There are plenty of non-partisans in this thread who share that opinion.

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