Prison Memoirs of a Young Conservative
The American Spectator's Shawn Macomber was jailed while covering the Republican National Convention, for … well, for nothing in particular. You can read his account of the experience here.
My favorite part:
Actually, the whole situation was only really funny in that way that experiences that you are glad you had but hope you never ever have again can be funny. For example, being handcuffed so tightly that your fingers go numb and sharing a small cage in a bus on you way to a holding station with a guy in a homemade "F**K Bush" shirt while he bangs his head into the metal bars…eh, not so funny.
But being on that bus while the cops all sway and sing along loudly with the AM radio staple "Smooth Operator" followed by "We Are Family" -- that was funny. It was like being arrested by the Village People.
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Prison memoirs of a young conservative *what?* Conservative is an adjective, not a noun.
From m-w.com
Main Entry: 2conservative
Function: noun
1 a : an adherent or advocate of political conservatism b capitalized : a member or supporter of a conservative political party
2 a : one who adheres to traditional methods or views b : a cautious or discreet person
clarityiniowa,
Conservative is an adjective, not a noun.
Sez you. The dictionary sez otherwise (sez it's both). Guess who I'll believe?
Sigh, must be some neurosis of mine, but misuse of language by those accusing others of misusing language really eats me!
Getting beat out by Reason staff members eats me more!! 🙂
""We could have Bush choke on a pretzel! And then chant, 'Four more pretzels! Four more pretzels!'""
But that *IS* funny.
No, I'm not a pig and I don't hate GWB.
It's a visual man, just cue it up in your head. One of the chanters has dried yogurt in his long dirty dreads.
Hey TWC,
No worries... Some of us like dark humor.
Macomber can be thankful that he wasn't in LA with the cops singing, "Bad boys, bad boys Whatcha gonna do,..." 😮