Is It Art, Or Just A Guy With A Bad Back And No Pants?

Michelangelo's David may have been content with nothing but his sling, but The Guardian claims he really needed a Pilates workout. Among the evidence:

Poor posture and flexibility

Right side not straight

Sitting into hip, lower back pain

Weak buttock

"Clawed' toes"—weak foot muscles

Incorrect weight distribution

David's posture may be bad, but here's a QuickTime movie of TV's Goliath getting a pretty thorough back exercise.