Consolation Prizes
Academy buffs can stop arguing about whether Fahrenheit 9/11 is "really" a documentary. Michael Moore isn't going to submit it for the Best Documentary prize. "Let's let someone else have that Oscar," he explained in a statement. "We already have a best documentary Oscar."
The fact that this encourages Moore fans in the Academy to vote for his movie in another category -- say, Best Picture -- just might play a role as well.
Question: Does Moore's movie have a better chance of winning an Oscar if Bush wins or if Bush loses? My first thought was that if Bush loses, Moore will get a boost -- he'll be touted as the Daniel who brought Goliath down. But by the time the Academy actually casts its ballots, its fickle voters might have forgotten how much they hated W. ("Bush who? Isn't one of the good guys president now? Support our troops!") If Bush wins, on the other hand, giving Moore an Oscar for Best Picture or Best Director might be a liberal consolation prize: a way Hollywood's left can rerun the election on its own turf and let Not Bush win.
Update: A couple of readers have noted that I wrote "Daniel" where a Biblical literalist (or a more careful proofreader) would have said "David." On reflection, though, neither name is right: If physique counts for anything, Moore should be Goliath.
And me? After a mistake like that, I'll have to cast myself as a Philistine.
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lol... david took on goliath. You definitely weren't raised in a WASP home.
Oh, I forgot -- if the Academy is really determined to give Best Picture to an anti-American (hush, joe) fictional film, Dogville is a shoo-in.
lol... david took on goliath. You definitely weren't raised in a WASP home.
I'm duly chastened, though I appreciate Mark's effort to suggest that I actually meant something clever. Sorry: no cleverness here, just sloppiness.
I've added an update correcting myself.
I like the fact that Moore, despite his common-man schtick, refers to himself using the royal "we."
[insert left-wing planetoid joke here]
When I strain for a biblical character to associate with Mr. Moore, the Great Fish that swallowed Jonah comes to mind.
Kevin
In all fairness to Moore, this really was the perfect response to those that claimed F9/11 wasn't a documentary but a work of inspired fiction.
R.C.: In the context of the article I'm quoting from, it's clear that "we" means himself and his crew.
'"Is there a chance he could win for biggest ego?"
Comment by: Douglas Fletcher at September 7, 2004 12:34 PM'
Not in a year when Oliver Stone has a picture out.
Best Documentary (feature) goes one or two people, the credited director and (optionally) a codirector or one of the credited producers. It went to Moore and producer Michael Donovan for Bowling For Columbine.
Oh yeah: LOL MICHAEL MOORE IS A FATTY!! (Did I do that right? It seems to be very important.)
I suspect Hollywood is so liberal because it is filled with people who feel guilty about having earned staggering amounts of money without working in any truly productive capacity. Ask the leaders of any vital industry whether they feel they've earned their fortunes. Let the kids in LA give out a consolation prize. I'm not especially fond of Bush, but I look foward to his victory if only to see the torrent of crushing disappointment and outrage and failure pour on the liberal media, which will suddenly realize that, despite its self-righteous self-importance, it is powerless.
Michael Moore is fat.
The Academy should give an award for Best Propaganda Film to Moore, and Best Propaganda Short Film to the Swifties.
Jesse: Very clever grafting of Biblical metaphors -- Daniel emerging from the Lion's Den to slay Goliath... You meant to do that, right?
I literally cannot conceive of circumstances under which the movie would win Best Picture. Seriously. As liberal as the voting membership of the Academy is, this would be a mistake that would put Shakespeare in Love over Saving Pvt. Pryan to shame. In a year backloaded with just the types of movies Oscal loves -- Alexander, The Aviator, The Motorcycle Diaries, that Ray Charles biopic, not to mention less heady but Oscar-baiting fare like Collateral and Maria Full of Grace . . . Moore will not even get a nomination in the category, let alone a win. It's not the kind of movie the Academy likes for the category.
Best Director is not out of the question, but for a doc? Maybe.
They gave Best Picture to Gladiator. Anything is possible and in fact, as with the Nobel Peace Prize, I've come to expect the worst possible nominee to have the best chance of winning.
Is there a chance he could win for biggest ego?
Is there a chance he could win for biggest ego?
In Hollywood? That's some stiff competition. I don't want to diss the Big M, but ego-wise he would be the Japanese Army to Lucas and Spielberg's Godzilla and MechaGodzilla, respectively. He's really only on par with Gibson so far.
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