Mooks Accused Over Dragon Immolation


A Reason operative—disguised as a wealthy Manhattan elitist—attended yesterday's march. Here is her initial report:

I was marching with the anarchists who set the dragon on fire in front of the Garden. Unbelievable. I knew they were up to something well before they tried to ignite the creature. Mooks—all of 'em. It was a scarily uncontrolled blaze in very close quarters and could have been fatal. Mooks!

A dragon update may follow.