I can exclusively confirm through a third-hand source that the Hawaiian delegation and some Kucinichites were talking sympathetically into the wee hours last night about the neglected issue of Hawaiian independence. Quick, Sean Hannity, grab your microphone! Some island Democrats may be separatists!
Apparently, Hawaiians have voted Democrat for so long they?re bored out of their skull. And last I can reckon, the Island Indies were last seen trying to petition the United Nations and the Permanent Court of Arbitration at the Hague; for information consult this weblog.