Send John Kerry

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Yes, send him. But send him what? Or where? Some suggestions:

1. Send John Kerry a complimentary fruit basket!
2. Send John Kerry to the store!
3. Send John Kerry flowers for Valentine's Day!
4. Send John Kerry two tubs of Old Dr. Cripple's Patented Face-Shortening Balm!
5. Send John Kerry back to Vietnam!

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