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Johnny Walker Read

Reason Staff | 7.13.2004 11:57 AM

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Do you like reading Christopher Hitchens' stuff? Do you want to express your appreciation? Well, now you can buy him a drink.

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  1. Mark S.   21 years ago

    "Why is the first thing to spring to mind when I read this was Blackadder saying 'But sir, what about the five thousand pounds that Parliament voted you only last week to drink yourself to death with?'"

    I think he spent it on socks.

  2. Justin Raimondo   21 years ago

    I'd like to buy him a cup of hemlock....

  3. Mayacalender   21 years ago

    Why is the first thing to spring to mind when I read this was Blackadder saying "But sir, what about the five thousand pounds that Parliament voted you only last week to drink yourself to death with?"

    I don't think Hitch needs the help.

  4. NoStar   21 years ago

    RED LABEL!?
    I wouldn't buy that for my worst enemy.
    It smells like cat piss.

    My God Man! Move up to 12 year old scotch. Black Label is worth it, especially if you can get chumps to pay for it.

  5. Warren   21 years ago

    Hmmm, toxic, addicting, stupefying... very tempting.

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