Laughing Pills


One of the more bizarre allegations to emerge from the Islamic press:

Resistance fighters have frequently noticed that many of the American aggressor troops are laughing as they storm into districts in al-Fallujah. The Mafkarat al-Islam correspondent personally witnessed this clearly when he was close to the events as US aggressors tried to storm an-Nizal neighborhood in the besieged city on Saturday.

The correspondent wrote that he saw two American soldiers laughing, such as to arouse pity for them, despite all the Resistance gunfire being poured at their position and their comrades dying around them. Both of the Americans were later killed in the battle. The Mafkarat al-Islam correspondent writes that the Resistance learned later from interrogations of captured American Marines that the US military medical service distributes a type of hallucinogenic pill to the troops that prompts laughter and reduces the sense of fear in combat conditions.

Or so declares The Free Arab Voice, subtitled "Your Voice in a World where Zionism, Steel, and Fire have Turned Justice Mute." Your mileage may vary.