I Have Seen the Future, and It Is a Chicken
The mainstream media, in the form of the Baltimore Sun's Mike Himowitz, have finally discovered that Subservient Chicken website. Now he's filling us in on the background:
I talked to Alex Bogusky, the firm's creative director, who said subservientchicken.com was part of a campaign to call attention to his client's chicken sandwiches. And offering the public a chicken that obeyed commands would illustrate the company's longtime motto, "Have it your way."
Of course.
The Web site went up for testing a week before the launch of a Burger King TV campaign (mainly on outlets like the Spike channel, which caters to 20-somethings who count neither carbs nor calories). The ad agency folks sent messages about it to a handful of friends for their reaction. Obviously, there's a market for absurdity because they spread the word. Within 24 hours, Bogusky said, the site had registered a million hits -- and 20 million in a week -- before the first TV ads aired….
Bogusky said the average visitor spends seven to eight minutes typing commands to the chicken, which is astounding for a commercial Web site and could make this the best example of viral marketing since The Blair Witch Project.
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Wow, that's pretty creative for a guy in a chicken suit. I guess chickens would view Colonel Sanders that way......
It's good to know the mainstream media has finally caught on to this wacky craze that's been sweeping the Internet! Of course, it took them a while to catch on to Avril Lavigne, another one of my favorite artists!
SC probably works by having a set of phrases it recognizes or going off keywords. Then it plays a canned clip.
I wanted to do something like this that pretended to be a schoolgirl's Pavlov experiment. You could give her hamster a slight shock if it ate at times other than the top of the hour or something.
Of course, people would fry the hamster. Then, the girl would come on screen calling you a monster. Using cookies I'd try to keep up the illusion that you'd killed her hamster.
I decided it was too much trouble for too little gain.
He was unable to stand on his head, though he tried mightily. This is hilarious, fascinating, and bizzare. Are there like a million chickens on hand waiting to serve?
How can it have so many "canned clips" available? So far I have asked it to leave the room, do a cartwheel, do a pratfall, impersonate Colonel Sanders, and it achieved every one, though "The Colonel" was rather disturbing (see above).
My theory is that they have somehow tapped into an alternate universe of chicken-suit slave-bots.
I have to admit that for as stupid as the premise is, it's awfully entertaining. I got him to kick the sofa, do the robot, breakdance (badly), and if you type in "masturbate" (got my inspiration from the Conan O'Brien Masturbating Bear), the chicken shows that he has some decency! No matter how you slice it, the application's text-recognition methods are very extensive. Not a program I'd have liked to have coded!
"Do a split" was quite entertaining.
I think he hurt himself.
He's shameless. Try "Spread your cheeks."
If you want to take away some of the "magic" of finding out what the chicken will do you can go to this site: http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList and find a list of all the words the chicken responds to.
I will no longer listen to arguments about the lack of freedom in the United States, nor to arguments about the efficiency of market economies - only *partly* because I'll be busy telling the chicken to look for loose change under the sofa cusions.
Way to take the sparkle out of my life, Brad.
Damn, it WORKS!
I told it to eat me and it tried!
Kudos!
It wouldn't kick the TV though...
"How can it have so many "canned clips" available?"
I have no idea. It probably has something to do with a "creative" ad agency having a million-dollar ad budget.
Anybody know how this works?
"Pretend you are the president" was a howl.
"Kill the Muslims" threw him.
"Choke your chicken" was less than successful.
Whoa! "Pretend you are Colonel Sanders" began as a nice march and ended with goose stepping.
Bad chicken!
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