Dreaming of Something 12 Inches Long
New at Reason: Take that 1982 Boba Fett out of its plastic wrap. There's now an action figure for every one of your moods. Whether your "bag" is Saddam in a tutu or Ann Coulter with kung fu grip, Charles Paul Freund has your doll.
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What, no talking Al Gore doll? "You are listening to me talk."
Those 12 inch Star Wars figures are highly valued.
All of them bring several hundred out of box in good condition. In box brings even more.
IG-88 mint in box can bring close to 1,000 dollars.
"You are hearing me talk"
Maybe I'll get a Coulter and a Franken to make photographs of them "coming to terms".
Really, I'm holding out for the AC with "realistic parts".
I want the Jan-Jack doll that drops her top after being bitchslapped by A.Powell.
I like to pick up discarded action figures at yard sales and use 'em for target practice. Its especially fun if ya tape 'em to a can of strawberry soda pop. mmmm. expendo-bots.
I use the homeless.
Really, I'm holding out for the AC with "realistic parts".
Like that Adam's apple?
Good one Julian! 🙂
Good one Julian! 🙂
Sure, I'll take the adam's apple if it is included. I prefer manly women to girly men. Maybe AC is my ideal blending of the two?
Mark Fox,
As far as I know, she's had the hormone therapy, but she hasn't gone under the knife yet.
I'm still waiting for the lifesize Britney Spears doll
with the Kung Fu grip, dontcha know.
Oops, I did it again...
I dream of a Genie
With a six foot weenie,
He gave it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake,
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's 5 ft 4!
Those 12 inch Star wars figures are highly valued.
All of them bring a few hundred loose, and several hundred in box.
IG-88 mint in box can bring around 800 dollars.
Those 12 inch Star Wars figures are highly valued.
All of them bring several hundred out of box in good condition. In box brings even more.
IG-88 mint in box can bring close to 1,000 dollars.
When the surgery is finished, I'll take him to San Francisco for an illegal wedding. No law is going to keep me from marrying the former-woman I love!
What a queer title!