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Hail To Thee, Fat Person!

Tim Cavanaugh | 3.8.2004 3:53 AM

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New at Reason: Twinkie taxes are on their way. Can federal body fat requirements and mandatory calisthenics be far behind? Nick Gillespie mourns the loss of fat America.

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