Swanky FOM Causes Courthouse Ruckus

Regulator builds to stunning anticlimax! Ink-stained wretch dashed to pieces! Pasternak bombshell brings sudden death! All this and more in Elizabeth Koch's latest report from the Martha Stewart trial.

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[Warren]

THIS JUST IN
Under cross examination Pasternak admits she can't be sure if it was Martha or the voices in her head that said it.

Hee, too funny

[nobody]

Poor Martha.
Nobody seems to care.
'Cept me.

[somebody]

I'll light a candle for Martha at my tastefully decorated living room shrine.

[nobody]

Somebody,

I'd DO Martha!

[somebody]

You mean, with chintz and maybe some pine cones and freshly fallen leaves?

[nobody]

Yes.
It's a good thing.

[somebody]

It's all good.

Well, except for that tacky black robe the judge keeps wearing.