One More Sign We're Living in a Robert Anton Wilson satire

Rapper Eminem is reportedly interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland.

For more on Wilson, check out Jesse Walker's excellent gloss on the Illuminatus! co-author's pervasive influence on American culture here.

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[thoreau]

I live not too far away from the Neverland Ranch. I would much prefer living near the good family man (no sarcasm intended) Marshall Mathers rather than MJ. Neverland is supposedly just on the other side of the mountains from me.

[Mike H.]

Thoreau,

Can you, on an especially still evening, hear the angst-filled screams of the Neverland monkeys?

...Just wondering.

[Pavel]

How is Eminem buying Michael Jackson's ranch Robert Anton Wilsonesque?

I'm not asking to be snippy, I really just don't know.

[nobody]

You weren't supposed to ask.

[thoreau]

Nope, can't hear the monkeys. Doctor Laura's loud mouth drowns them out. (Supposedly she lives around here somewhere.)

[MALAK]

God, thoreau, do you get ANY sleep? It might explain some recent posts though . . .

[Mike H.]

I wonder if the monkey and llama are part of the deal?

[Critic]

More crotch-grabbing amongst the monkeys.
Can't wait.

[tom wright]

FNORD!

[JimInNoVA]

Now if we could just get MJ to grope Dr Laura, maybe she'd relax. Of course, we'd have to dress her up as a litle boy. Oh well, I guess we could just have her new neighbor Eminem pistol-whip her with an empty gun...

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